Luna LovegoodFreelance Correspondent at The Quibbler"I don't think they're weird. They're just as sane as I am!"
Ludo BagmanFormer Head of the Department of Magical Games and Sports at the Ministry of Magic"I bet you 500 Galleons that this podcast is good. Or bad."
Minerva McGonagallTransfiguration Professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry"Foolish girls! How could you think of tackling a full grown podcast on your own?"
Fred and George WeasleyFounders of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes"We suggest listening to this podcast, unless you'd like us to clean out your ears for you."
Petunia DursleyHomemaker, Little Whinging"Nasty, common podcast, if you ask me."
Hermione GrangerFounder of The Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare (S.P.E.W.)"I can hardly breathe for laughing."