Posts Tagged: chapter 13

7.13 The Muggle-Born Registration Commission

7.13 The Muggle-Born Registration Commission

The trio continues with their extremely well-thought-out plan at the Ministry, with only a few tiny hiccups along the way. With Hermione and Ron busy doing the actual jobs of their alter egos, Harry checks a most unlikely location for the locket–Umbridge’s office, which is apparently now guarded by Mike Wazowski. And don’t worry, if… Read more

6.13 The Secret Riddle

6.13 The Secret Riddle

In Dumbledore’s office, we dive deep into the Pensieve, a storytelling device that gets more and more convenient each week. Thankfully, Phineas is no longer there to give his commentary! We hear from old Caractacus Burke, see Jude Law drink gin, and even catch a glimpse of one (possibly two) components of the homicidal triad…. Read more

5.13 Detention with Dolores

5.13 Detention with Dolores

Hermione knits hats for House Elves (she’s getting better, she can do patterns and bobbles and all sorts of things now!), Ron has the sickest burn of the book so far, and Harry spends four miserable detentions with the evil, twisted, mad, old toad. Listen to this episode for as long as it takes for the message to sink… Read more

4.13 Mad-Eye Moody

4.13 Mad-Eye Moody

One of the grossest chapters in all of Harry Potter, including newborn Blast-Ended Skrewts, bubotuber pus, and Hermione scarfing down her food at breakneck speed. Warning: Do not listen to this episode while eating, unless you’ve got to dash to the library right after. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware… Read more

3.13 Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw

3.13 Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw

​Hello, and welcome to Alice and Martha’s Sports Hour, in which two big sports fans talk about sports! Today’s topic: Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw. Alice and Martha also discuss which minor Gryffindor quidditch players are their favorites, update the listeners on the status of Percy and Penny’s relationship, and dive pretty deep into Cho Chang’s psyche…. Read more

2.13 The Very Secret Diary

2.13 The Very Secret Diary

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

1.13 Nicolas Flamel

1.13 Nicolas Flamel

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter thirteen of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.