Posts Categorized: Episodes

Take Five, Take 4.6: Goblet of Fire, 25:01-30:00

Take Five, Take 4.6: Goblet of Fire, 25:01-30:00

Shut Up Tim makes yet another guest appearance on this week’s Take Five, covering Moody’s questionable teaching methods, a hilarious slapstick montage, and some hard-hitting symbolism in the Hogwarts windows. And if you think an Aging Potion is going to be enough to allow the Weasley twins to enter their names into the Goblet of… Read more

Zacharias Smith: Character Study

Zacharias Smith: Character Study

Would you like us to clean out your ears for you? We weren’t about to weasel out of discussing “Smith,” even if he is suffering from a bad case of Loser’s Lurgy. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to… Read more

Take Five, Take 4.5: Goblet of Fire, 20:01-25:00

Take Five, Take 4.5: Goblet of Fire, 20:01-25:00

There’s plenty of competition for the Mike Newell That Just Happened moment in this five minutes,  and from Flitwick’s choice of meal to Alice’s classroom management style, there’s plenty for the two official sisters and special guest Shut Up Tim to analyze this week!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released… Read more

Into the Pensieve: Charlotte’s Web

Into the Pensieve: Charlotte’s Web

Alice and Martha – AKA Fern and Templeton – discuss one of their all-time favorite children’s books, Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White.  In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take… Read more

Dolores Umbridge: Character Study, Part 4

Dolores Umbridge: Character Study, Part 4

Rounding out the discussion on (but unfortunately, not eulogizing) Umbridge, Alice and Martha analyze Umbridge in the sixth and seventh books. The “Selwyn descendent’s” audacity and cruelty peak in these books, as she leads the Muggle Born Registration Commission with disturbing vigor.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday… Read more

Dolores Umbridge: Character Study, Part 3

Dolores Umbridge: Character Study, Part 3

It’s time for Part 3 of our Umbridge series. Filch may think his dreams have come true with Umbridge as the head of the school, but Fred, George, Peeves, and the rest of the troublemakers in training give the ultimate dictator a run for her money in the form of fireworks, stinkbombs, swamps, and “Umbridge-itis.” … Read more

Take Five, Take 4.4: Goblet of Fire, 15:01-20:00

Take Five, Take 4.4: Goblet of Fire, 15:01-20:00

In what might be the best five minutes of the movie so far (despite some stiff competition), Harry and the gang arrive at Hogwarts and are joined by the acrobats of Durmstrang and the lovely ladies of Beauxbatons! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows… Read more

Dolores Umbridge: Character Study, Part 2

Dolores Umbridge: Character Study, Part 2

Our second Umbridge character study covers her reign of power as Hogwarts High Inquisitor, from blocking meetings of the DA, Gryffindor Quidditch team, and Gobstones Club to sacking Trelawney and shaking Marietta violently. Percy was right, she really is a delightful woman. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday… Read more

Dolores Umbridge: Character Study, Part 1

Dolores Umbridge: Character Study, Part 1

Hem, hem! Thus begins our series on the most supremely obnoxious and infuriating character of the Harry Potter universe. Progress for progress’s sake may be prohibited, and there’s a lot of meaning hidden in the waffle…  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released… Read more

Into the Pensieve: Matilda

Into the Pensieve: Matilda

Alice and Martha discuss the Wunderkind Matilda and her sweet (albeit nerdy) teacher / best friend Miss Honey in this week’s Into the Pensieve episode.  In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and… Read more