Posted April 9, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha break down everything about Harry’s first visit to the Ministry of Magic, from the confusing reverse-numbering floor plan to the Fountain of Magical Brethren. And we have a new impression for you, from a most unexpected source. Hint: it is both cool AND female! Any questions? Simply dial 62442. Please consider supporting us on… Read more
Posted April 2, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
Recording together in person for the first time in awhile, Alice and Martha analyze the Black family tree and the R.A.B. foreshadowing in this chapter. And most importantly, with the introduction of a new character, Martha has a new impression to try out… Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our… Read more
Posted March 26, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
It’s time for the (almost) once every book occurrence of the chapter title being the same as the book title! Alice and Martha debate whether Sirius or Harry had a worse summer, analyze gender roles within the Order of the Phoenix, and feel sorry for poor baby Ginny. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler… Read more
Posted March 25, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
The time has finally come! Alice has finally watched A Very Potter Musical and is here to share all of her thoughts with Martha. Thank you so much to all of our patrons for making this show possible, we couldn’t have done it without you! Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.
Posted March 22, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Jacob Sager Weinstein (@jacobsw) and the Sorting Cat (in the Hat) to sort the characters from the world of Dr. Seuss into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from many of Dr. Seuss’s works as well as the Harry… Read more
Posted March 19, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
If you thought you heard our dulcet tones, you were right! Alice and Martha are back to discuss Harry’s first night at the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix (the wat?), as Harry loses his temper, Hedwig hoots glumly, and Ron urges Hermione to let Harry breathe! Admist all this chaos, Ginny begins to take after her… Read more
Posted March 12, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha analyze Harry’s first interaction with the real Mad-Eye Moody, empathize with Tonks’s inclination to show off for a celebrity, and poke fun at Lupin’s ability (or lack thereof) to flirt. Make sure to finish this episode before the Dursleys return home from the non-existent All-England Best-Kept Lawn Competition! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler… Read more
Posted March 5, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
Do squibs have a special gift for communicating with cats? Did Mrs. Polkiss slip something into Dudley’s tea? And why is Harry obsessed with going on the run and becoming a fugitive? Alice and Martha (and Bungy) are back to answer your most pressing questions about this chapter! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning!… Read more
Posted February 26, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha are beyond excited to start Order of the Phoenix, and the first chapter of the book does not disappoint! Take a seat in the nearest hydrangea patch to eavesdrop as we discuss water skiing budgerigars (water skiing what?!), wilting salads, and Big D’s newly acquired affinity for “the noble sport.” Please consider supporting us on… Read more
Posted February 23, 2018 by RealWeirdAlice
In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Antonio Mazzaro (@acmazzaro) and the Sorting Mustache to sort the characters of Parks and Recreation into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Parks and Recreation and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every… Read more