Posts Categorized: Episodes

Cornelius Fudge: Character Study

Cornelius Fudge: Character Study

Put on your lime green bowler hat and your purple boots and settle in for a nice buttered crumpet and an episode about one of the worst Ministers of Magic imaginable! Alice and Martha debate Fudge’s unknown Hogwarts house and discuss the myriad ways he is an unfit leader for the Wizarding World. Please consider… Read more

Tom Riddle: Character Study

Tom Riddle: Character Study

Alice and Martha discuss the world’s creepiest child, “Cotton-Eyed Tom” Riddle! Plus, Martha reveals a new childhood memory and Miss Hepzibah makes a reappearance. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you… Read more

Percy Weasley: Character Study, Part 1

Percy Weasley: Character Study, Part 1

Whether he’s advising Harry on which electives to take or polishing his Prefect’s badge, Percy is well on his way to a meteoric rise to power by the end of his arc in the first three books! And in addition to discussing everyone’s favorite HB, Alice and Martha relive some real weird childhood memories. Please… Read more

Ernie Macmillan: Character Study

Ernie Macmillan: Character Study

He may not be as skilled at Apparition or Potions as he would like, but he was one of Alice and Martha’s main inspirations for staring the Character Study series! A true Hufflepuff at heart, Ernie shows his loyalty to Justin, Cedric, and Harry, and though he may be a bit pompous, we rather like… Read more

Getting to Know Sarah Walt Weaver

Getting to Know Sarah Walt Weaver

Special guest Sarah Walt Weaver (@sarahwaltweaver) joins the Real Weird Sisters to discuss her web comic, Adventures with Vrah (www.adventureswithvrah.com), her story “Harry Potter Curses Family; Hero Mom Saves Day,” and the power of humor in the face of tragedy. In the second half of the show, Sarah and Alice compete in some Harry Potter… Read more

Hermione Granger: Character Study, Part 2

Hermione Granger: Character Study, Part 2

Alice and Martha resume their discussion of Hermione, covering her arc in the third book. From her relationship with Ron to her time (turner) management to her standing up to Professor Trelawney, Hermione really starts to come into her own in Prisoner of Azkaban! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released… Read more

Sorting Hat: Big Brother 22

Sorting Hat: Big Brother 22

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Chappell (@Chappells_Show) and the Sorting Blanket to sort the characters of Big Brother (season 22) into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Big Brother series and the Harry Potter series. Please consider supporting… Read more

Cuthbert Binns: Character Study

Cuthbert Binns: Character Study

Alice and Martha drone on and on this week about Professor Binns, in a tone that is guaranteed to cause drowsiness within ten minutes! Listeners, please channel your inner Hermione and resist the urge to fall asleep during the show! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special… Read more

Nearly Headless Nick: Character Study

Nearly Headless Nick: Character Study

Well hellooooo, Sir Nicholas! Helloooo!! Alice and Martha are back to discuss one of Hogwarts’ most notorious ghosts, Nearly Headless Nick. He may not be part of the Headless Hunt, but at least his reenactment of his own beheading was deemed a success! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every… Read more

Rubeus Hagrid: Character Study, Part 2

Rubeus Hagrid: Character Study, Part 2

Alice and Martha discuss Hagrid’s development in the second book, from his being framed (twice) for opening the Chamber of Secrets, to his relationship with Aragog and his sly way with words! All we’re saying is, if anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they’d have ter do would be ter follow the spiders…. Read more