Posts Categorized: Episodes

Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 2

Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 2

Care for a game of Exploding Snap? NO, we don’t either. And watch where you sit – Crookshanks might already be there! But for as many cringeworthy moments as Neville has in the third book, there’s also plenty of redeeming scenes – Lupin helps him face his worst fears, and Hedwig helps herself to a… Read more

Sybill Trelawney: Character Study, Part 1

Sybill Trelawney: Character Study, Part 1

Though the inner eye does not see upon command, this episode is sure to be one of the best character studies yet, as Alice and Martha discuss Professor Trelawney in the third and fourth books. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically…. Read more

Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 1

Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 1

It is time to discuss Remus John Lupin in the third book! This is sure to be quite some episode… even if Alice and Martha forget to mention that particular joke until the very end… Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically…. Read more

The 2020 Real Weird Holiday Special

The 2020 Real Weird Holiday Special

As 2020 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. First (6:54), Alice and Martha compete in a Harry Potter holiday game show hosted by the Real Weird Husband/Brother-in-Law, Paul Asleson (@paulasleson). Up second is Molly Weasley’s Cookie Exchange, where Alice and Martha are joined by returning guest Haley Strong… Read more

Fred and George Weasley: Character Study, Part 1

Fred and George Weasley: Character Study, Part 1

It’s time to talk about everyone’s favorite pair of (non-interchangeable) twins! Besides discussing Gred and Forge in the first three books, Alice and Martha also give an update on the search for fellow Bar J fans. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released… Read more

Stan Shunpike: Character Study

Stan Shunpike: Character Study

Yet another extremely unique (at least 3 stars) and important character to discuss this week! Alice and Martha analyze Stan Shunpike, the youngest Minister of Magic in history. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show… Read more

Marge Dursley: Character Study

Marge Dursley: Character Study

From her canonical unrequited love of Colonel (pronounced phonetically) Fubster, to her devotion to dear old Ripper and her darling neffy poo, Aunt Marge is certain to get a 6/5 in the “heart” category this week. But don’t let that spoil you! There’s a staggering amount of content to get through in this week’s character… Read more

Fawkes: Character Study

Fawkes: Character Study

Alice and Martha pay tribute to Fawkes, who really is a wondrous bird! Plus, Alice has some realizations about phoenixes, and Martha explains the history of Guy Fawkes, which she knows like the back of her hand. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are… Read more

Moaning Myrtle: Character Study

Moaning Myrtle: Character Study

Hopefully Olive Hornby isn’t listening to this episode, or she might have to renew her restraining order, because Alice and Martha are joined frequently throughout the show by Myrtle herself (thought not quite in the flesh…). This will probably be the last time we ever see or talk about Myrtle, so make sure to cherish… Read more

Aragog: Character Study

Aragog: Character Study

Mosag’s husband, Aragog, is the topic of conversation this week, even if Martha’s impression isn’t quite what it use to be. (Or maybe it’s exactly as it always was? We’re not quite sure.) From his obsession with Hagrid to his unknown origins, Aragog is (of course) a highly unique character and a deserving Real Weirdo…. Read more