Posts Categorized: Episodes

Take Five, Take 11: Prisoner of Azkaban, 50:01-55:00

Take Five, Take 11: Prisoner of Azkaban, 50:01-55:00

This week, Alice, Martha, and returning guest Shut Up Tim enter a world that is entirely their own as they discuss the eleventh five minutes of Alfonso’s magnum opus. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our… Read more

Sybill Trelawney: Character Study, Part 2

Sybill Trelawney: Character Study, Part 2

The cards never lie, and our reading shows that this week’s character study is not to be missed! Alice and Martha discuss Trelawney’s arc in the fifth, sixth, and seventh books (with heavy emphasis on her extensive seventh book arc). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special… Read more

Take Five, Take 10: Prisoner of Azkaban, 45:01-50:00

Take Five, Take 10: Prisoner of Azkaban, 45:01-50:00

This week’s Take Five is all about that infamous bridge scene, with the added bonus of plenty of impressions from Martha and a Movia Trivia segment that will live in RWS infamy. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to… Read more

Colin and Dennis Creevey: Character Study

Colin and Dennis Creevey: Character Study

The Real Weird Sisters are back to discuss a second set of Real Weird Brothers in the Harry Potter series. From attempting to deliver the infamous bunch of grapes to Harry in the second book, to the tiny corpses lying side by side in the Great Hall in the seventh book, the Creevey brothers’ legacy… Read more

Sorting Hat: Big Brother 23

Sorting Hat: Big Brother 23

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Chappell (@Chappells_Show) and the Sorting Blanket to sort the characters of Big Brother (season 22) into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Big Brother series and the Harry Potter series. Please consider supporting… Read more

Take Five, Take 9: Prisoner of Azkaban, 40:01-45:00

Take Five, Take 9: Prisoner of Azkaban, 40:01-45:00

Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back for another riddikulus Take Five episode! This five minutes is spent on pretty much one scene, but there’s still plenty to talk about, as usual! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically…. Read more

Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 6

Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 6

It’s finally time to “properly eulogize” Draco, as Alice and Martha round out their discussion of his arc in the seventh book. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss… Read more

Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 5

Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 5

Watch where you’re sticking those pins, come over to the right side, and listen to our character study on Draco Malfoy in the sixth book! As seven-year-old Martha would say, Draco comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb in this one. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are… Read more

Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 4

Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 4

Draco reverts back to his early-series-villain-self in the fifth book, taking his antagonism to new lows as he scripts highly creative lyrics, tries out many different angles to try to provoke Harry, and revels in his roles as a prefect and on the Inquisitorial Squad. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are… Read more

Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 3

Draco Malfoy: Character Study, Part 3

OH NO YOU DON’T, LADDIE! It’s time for Draco’s arc in the fourth book! From his short but glorious experience as a ferret to his love of Blast-Ended Skrewts, Draco provides some comic relief in this book, but his storyline also begins to take a darker turn as we head into the latter half of… Read more