It’s time for Part 3 of our Umbridge series. Filch may think his dreams have come true with Umbridge as the head of the school, but Fred, George, Peeves, and the rest of the troublemakers in training give the ultimate dictator a run for her money in the form of fireworks, stinkbombs, swamps, and “Umbridge-itis.” … Read more
Our second Umbridge character study covers her reign of power as Hogwarts High Inquisitor, from blocking meetings of the DA, Gryffindor Quidditch team, and Gobstones Club to sacking Trelawney and shaking Marietta violently. Percy was right, she really is a delightful woman. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday… Read more
Hem, hem! Thus begins our series on the most supremely obnoxious and infuriating character of the Harry Potter universe. Progress for progress’s sake may be prohibited, and there’s a lot of meaning hidden in the waffle… Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released… Read more
It’s Luna’s final episode, so we’ve donned our sun colors and prepared the pudding to celebrate! Luna’s seventh book arc includes new friendships with Mr. Ollivander and Dean, helping Harry through some tough emotional moments, and a possible case of the Gernumblies. In any case, Luna ought to have enough Plimpies soon… Please consider supporting… Read more
Alice and Martha dive into Luna’s highly complex sixth book arc. Hope you’ve dyed your eyebrow yellow and donned your spangled silver robes in order to listen to this podcast, as friends! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to… Read more
Find out if you’re more of a Crockford or a Purkiss on this week’s show, as Alice and Martha begin their deep dive into one of the quirkiest main characters of the series! Luna’s arc in the fifth book includes radish earrings (sort of), nargles, the Kacky Snorgle, and much better dialogue than the movie…. Read more
Find out Mrs. Figg’s real middle name, secret profession, possible relatives, and more from this week’s character study! She may not always use the right verbs to describe dementors, but you can’t deny – Mrs. Figg’s got interior decorating skillz. So get up, you useless lump, and listen to the episode! Please consider supporting us… Read more
It’s time for Alice and Martha to round out their discussion on the Kreacher from the Black Lagoon! Stick to this episode like a couple of wart plasters and you’ll learn everything you need to know about Kreacher in the sixth and seventh books! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released… Read more
He may be small, but his arc is long enough to warrant a two-parter, if you can believe it! Alice and Martha are joined by Kreacher to discuss his story in the fifth and sixth books. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released… Read more
We got it from mu’dungus (even if we’re not quite sure what that means anymore)! It’s time to break down the Wizarding World’s most noble thief, even if he has been nicking Sirius’s stuff! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t… Read more
