Posted August 12, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
The Ronversation continues as Alice and Martha begin discussing Ron in the fourth book, starting with his relationship with Harry. From their biggest fight yet to the bulging bag of Dungbombs Ron gives Harry for Christmas, there are some high highs and low lows this book! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are… Read more
Posted August 5, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha finally resume the Ronversation, discussing Ron’s plots in the third book! In this book, Ron gets a little taste of fame, his relationship with Scabbers takes several turns for the worst, and he proves that he might be more than just a little stitious. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsistersNew episodes are released… Read more
Posted July 22, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha talk through 100 great saves by Cormac McLaggen, even though it’s not quite clear where he has actually played Quidditch before. McLaggen may not be Harry’s favorite, but he’s a great decoy date for Hermione and practically King Slug! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsistersNew episodes are released every Monday and… Read more
Posted July 1, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
It’s time to propery eulogize our favorite Slytherin head of house! Alice and Martha discuss Harry’s successful procurement of the memory and Slughorn’s impressive seventh book arc. “To friendship! To generosity! To ten Galleons a hair!” Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsistersNew episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically…. Read more
Posted June 24, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha continue their discussion about ol’ Sluggy, who throws an amazing and not at all problematic Christmas party. Harry makes a valiant atttempt to get the memory from him (although the tampered memory was very convincing!). Finally, when in doubt, just shove a bezoar down their throats! Please consider supporting us on Patreon!… Read more
Posted June 10, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha discuss everyone’s favorite Slytherin, Professor Slughorn! This giant slug loves collecting creature comforts, knows how to amp up the drama for Potions class, and doesn’t mess around with Death Eaters or the likes of Abraxas Malfoy. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsistersNew episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows… Read more
Posted May 27, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
Yes, it really has taken three character studies to analyze Seamus’s complex arc! In this episode, Seamus “apologizes” to Harry for the error of his ways, leaving Harry free to angle for his approval once again. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsistersNew episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically…. Read more
Posted May 20, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha discuss Seamus in the fourth and fifth books. His storyline picks up speed as we meet his mom (or possibly a paid Craigslist actor??), see his passion for Irish Quidditch, and watch as he falls victim to the Daily Prophet propaganda. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsistersNew episodes are released every… Read more
Posted May 13, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
Kaboom! It’s time to blow some things up! Alice and Martha deviate from the official Real Weirdos list to cover Me Cousin Fergus’s cousin, Seamus Finnigan (not Finnegan) in the first three books. His “arc” may leave something to be desired, but Harry’s still all about those Seamus winks! Please consider supporting us on Patreon!… Read more
Posted April 29, 2024 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha discuss the first unnamed character to win the Real Weirdo, Canonical John Major! This isn’t a Fudge character study, and this isn’t a Scrimgeour character study, and it isn’t about the froglike man in the painting, either, although Mary GrandPre might lead us to believe otherwise. Please consider supporting us on Patreon!… Read more