Posts Categorized: Character Studies

Ron Weasley: Character Study, Part 2

Ron Weasley: Character Study, Part 2

Alice and Martha resume their discussion of Ron, this time focusing on his extremely unusual fear of spiders, his impressive driving skills, and his willingness to stand up for Muggle-borns. Though his interior decorating choices may not be the most tasteful and his decisions might be particularly rash in this book, Ron’s arc in the… Read more

Lucius Malfoy: Character Study, Part 1

Lucius Malfoy: Character Study, Part 1

Though Lucius’s role in the beginning of the series is mostly behind the scenes, we get a clear picture of who he is through his parrot, Draco. If you are in need a more productive hobby, and enjoy putting others down to preserve your family name, well then, our slippery friend, you sound like Lucius…… Read more

Molly Weasley: Character Study, Part 1

Molly Weasley: Character Study, Part 1

Car gone! No note! Alice and Martha discuss the bad cop of the Weasley family, supermom Mrs. Weasley. She may be a bit strict, but we can’t think of a better surrogate mother figure for Harry. Pop six quick bacon sandwiches and get ready for our conversation about Molly in the first three books. Please… Read more

Dobby: Character Study, Part 1

Dobby: Character Study, Part 1

Put on your mismatched socks and tea cozy, because it’s time to talk about everyone’s favorite elf! From new theories about how his friendship with Winky came about, to discussion of his relationship with Harry, there’s plenty of chances for some classic Dobby impressions, miss! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are… Read more

Dudley Dursley: Character Study

Dudley Dursley: Character Study

It’s time to talk about Dinky Diddidums, Ickle Diddikins, Aunt Marge’s Neffy Poo, or, as most know him, “Big D.” He may be too busy to join Alice and Martha, as he is probably at tea with the Polkisses, but we’ll all make sure to keep him happy with at least 39 presents to celebrate… Read more

Lord Voldemort: Character Study, Part 1

Lord Voldemort: Character Study, Part 1

He may be mere shadow and vapor! shadow and vapor! but Lord Voldemort still has a large presence in the first four books–hence the two hour podcast! He’s sassy, charming, and an ego-maniac, but HE’LL GO WRONG, MARK OUR WORDS! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special… Read more

Firenze: Character Study

Firenze: Character Study

It’s time to stop horsing around once and for all, and to finally have a serious conversation about the number one Hogwarts hottie, Firenze! He may not hold a candle to Mr. Tumnus, but he’s still one of the sexiest stargazers in the Wizarding World. We don’t know a whole lot about Firenze’s backstory, but… Read more

Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 1

Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 1

Alice and Martha discuss their hottest, most original takes on poor, blundering Neville in the first three books. He may be worth twelve of Malfoy, but a game of Exploding Snap with him is the last thing Harry would ever want. Is your Remembrall glowing red? If so… sorry, we have no idea why, either!… Read more

Albus Dumbledore: Character Study, Part 2

Albus Dumbledore: Character Study, Part 2

Alice and Martha return to their discussion of Dumbledore’s questionable decision-making, from his hiring Lockhart, to his keeping Hogwarts open during a pandemic-like situation, to his inability to crack the case on the Chamber of Secrets. Not to mention the biggest question mark of all — what Dumbledore does on a daily basis. Please consider… Read more

Hermione Granger: Character Study, Part 1

Hermione Granger: Character Study, Part 1

Most of the Real Weirdos so far haven’t got an ounce of logic, but oooh, Harry, it’s finally time to talk about a female character! Martha and Alice are back to discuss everyone’s favorite lovable know-it-all in the first two books. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and… Read more