Posted January 31, 2022 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha gather to properly eulogize Dobby. But don’t worry, it’s not all sad… there’s also a chance for three of Martha’s most notorious impressions to gather together in one room. This is one Elf Tale you won’t want to miss! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday… Read more
Posted January 17, 2022 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha discuss the many mysteries surrounding Karkaroff: how exactly did he rise to his role of headmaster? Was he perhaps once a student at dear old Hogwarts? And why exactly does Alice think she can do a Moody impression? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and… Read more
Posted January 3, 2022 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha round out their discussion of Hagrid, analyzing his arc in the seventh book as he flies Harry away from Privet Drive, crunches up some chairs at the Weasley wedding, and is bullied by Tom Riddle for the last time. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday… Read more
Posted December 27, 2021 by RealWeirdAlice
The sixth book sees Hagrid as he reunites with Buckb– er, Witherwings, makes a new “friend” in Slughorn, and is forced to say goodbye to two of his oldest companions, Aragog and Dumbledore. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget… Read more
Posted December 20, 2021 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha are back to talk about our biggest friend–any guesses who that might be?? In the fifth book, Hagger endures more than the normal bumps an’ bruises of his rough job, as he takes on teaching his little brother English, becomes one of Umbridge’s main targets, and tangles with the centaurs in the… Read more
Posted December 13, 2021 by RealWeirdAlice
It’s time ter resume the Hagrid character studies! Don your hairiest brown suit, a yellow and orange checked tie, plenty of axle grease, and eau de cologne, and settle in to hear about Hagrid’s arc in the fourth book. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics… Read more
Posted December 6, 2021 by RealWeirdAlice
CHARACTER STUDY: LUDOVIC BAGMAN! It’s a pretty safe bet that you will enjoy this week’s episode, as Alice and Martha analyze Bagman’s motivations, relationship with Barty Crouch Sr., and the major conflict of interest in his role as a Triwizard Tournament judge. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday… Read more
Posted November 29, 2021 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha discuss Olympe, a fine, well-dressed woman who’s not afraid of roughin’ it. From insisting on treating the Beauxbatons horses like royalty to ensuring ‘Ogwarts does not get two bites at ze apple, Madame Maxime is a force to be reckoned with! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released… Read more
Posted November 15, 2021 by RealWeirdAlice
Spoiler alert: Mad-Eye’s dead. So of course now it’s time to properly eulogize his gnarled corpse. Alice and Martha discuss the real Mad-Eye in the fifth, sixth, and seventh books, where he turns out to be even gruffer and more socially awkward than the imposter Moody. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes… Read more
Posted November 8, 2021 by RealWeirdAlice
Oh no you don’t, laddie!! It’s time for Alice and Martha to discuss all things Moody in the fourth book, and some things Barty Crouch, JUNIOR (though this is not a Barty Crouch character study). From his x-ray vision to his penchant for pushing the boundaries of what’s appropriate to teach high school students, it’s… Read more