This chapter art may not be Alice’s favorite, but the chapter makes up for it with opportunities for plenty of Dobby and Winky impressions, discussions of Ron’s problem with Hermione’s social activism, and the symbolism of Barty Crouch, Sr. Plus, Harry is super awkward with Krum and Snape trolls Harry pretty hard, so what’s not… Read more
As the title suggests, this chapter features the return of Padfoot… er, Snuffles, that is. It also features highly questionable teaching methods by Snape, frustrating interactions between Ron and Hermione, and lots of chicken. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place… Read more
There is a tragic lack of Hedwig in this chapter, but that doesn’t stop Alice and Martha from paying homage to the great white bird through silence and song. Also in this episode is debate of what underwater animal is the most useful Animagus, controversy over Harry’s willingness to leave Hermione behind, and, of course,… Read more
From Myrtle to Mrs. Norris to Mad-Eye, it’s hard to figure out which eye JK is really referring to with this chapter title. Nevertheless, Alice and Martha have fun dissecting the intricacies of this chapter and bringing back one of Martha’s worse impressions. Don’t be too distraught! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning!… Read more
Alice and Martha pick apart every aspect of the OG #FakeNews promoter, Rita Skeeter herself, and get a little too excited talking about Professor/Queen Grubbly-Plank. We’re still trying to make S.P.U.G. happen. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in… Read more
Dobby impressions abound in this extra-long Christmassy episode! Listen to this episode if you are interested in Alice and Martha’s favorite colors, Martha’s mouth problems, and *finally* hearing Krum speak. What’d you expect, turnips? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place… Read more
Giggles abound in one of the silliest chapters of this book as Harry and Ron struggle to find dates for the Yule Ball, Hermione struggles to fight for feminism, and Hagrid struggles to speak like a normal person. This is the 100th episode of the Real Weird Sisters and is therefore a chance for us to,… Read more
Harry and Ron are friends again and, for once, all is right with the world. Someone ought to tell Winky. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are… Read more
This chapter has it all: shoddy research methods, sassy Harry moments, and awkward interactions galore! Plus, it turns out Ron isn’t the worst person in the world! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes… Read more
Harry is emo, Hagrid is weird, Ron is cranky, Hermione is angelic, and Rita Skeeter is in her element. What more could you want from a chapter? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes… Read more
