Monthly Archives: December 25, 2017

4.30 The Pensieve

4.30 The Pensieve

With twinkling eyes, Alice and Martha delve into the inner workings of the Pensieve, the complexities of the Crouch father-son dynamic, and the possibilities of yet another Dumbledore conspiracy theory. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book… Read more

The 2017 Real Weird Holiday Special

The 2017 Real Weird Holiday Special

As 2017 comes to a close, we want to offer you a chance to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we rank Harry’s seven Christmases with returning guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_), write New Year’s Resolutions for some of your favorite (and least favorite) Wizarding World characters, and sort the characters of A Charlie Brown Christmas with a… Read more

4.29 The Dream

4.29 The Dream

Alice and Martha snuffle around as they recap The Dream, which rivals both sisters’ strangest dream stories and somehow, they find a way to relate all this back to the Unabomber. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the… Read more

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 2)

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 2)

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined once again by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to continue sorting the characters of Game of Thrones into Hogwarts houses. Listen to Part 1 here. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Game of Thrones and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book… Read more

4.28 The Madness of Mr. Crouch

4.28 The Madness of Mr. Crouch

This chapter art may not be Alice’s favorite, but the chapter makes up for it with opportunities for plenty of Dobby and Winky impressions, discussions of Ron’s problem with Hermione’s social activism, and the symbolism of Barty Crouch, Sr. Plus, Harry is super awkward with Krum and Snape trolls Harry pretty hard, so what’s not… Read more

The First Annual Real Weird Hunger Games

The First Annual Real Weird Hunger Games

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Shandy and Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to cast, draft, and role play a season of The Hunger Games, featuring Harry Potter characters as contestants. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both the Hunger Games series and the Harry Potter series. Please consider supporting… Read more

4.27 Padfoot Returns

4.27 Padfoot Returns

​As the title suggests, this chapter features the return of Padfoot… er, Snuffles, that is. It also features highly questionable teaching methods by Snape, frustrating interactions between Ron and Hermione, and lots of chicken. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place… Read more