One Page at at Time: Book 3, Page 37
Alice and Martha are back to the third book, and someone’s prediction has come true! Stanley (??) makes his first OPAAT appearance as “Neville”,...
One Page at a Time
One Page at at Time: Book 1, Page 36
Alice and Martha discuss the Dursleys’ initial reactions to his first Hogwarts letter and dive into some interesting canonical lore that may or may...
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March 30, 2026One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 291
Malfoy is back to his old tricks of taunting the Gryffindor Quidditch team on this page which sets Ron’s tragic Keeper arc into motion....
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March 23, 2026One Page at at Time: Book 6, Page 261
In a rare twist, the pensieve is about to enter a world which is entirely our own, as Caractacus Burke recounts his memory of...
Episodes
One Page at at Time: Book 1, Page 36
Alice and Martha discuss the Dursleys’ initial reactions to his first Hogwarts letter and dive into some interesting canonical lore that may or may...
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April 13, 2026Take Five, Take 6.1: Half-Blood Prince, 00:00-05:00
Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are BACK, baby! They’ve been reckless in their time off, and so has Harry. This episode...
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April 6, 2026
One Page at at Time: Book 3, Page 37
Alice and Martha are back to the third book, and someone’s prediction has come true! Stanley (??) makes his first OPAAT appearance as “Neville”,...
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March 30, 2026
One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 291
Malfoy is back to his old tricks of taunting the Gryffindor Quidditch team on this page which sets Ron’s tragic Keeper arc into motion....
Character Studies
Xenophilius Lovegood: Character Study
Alice and Martha return to character studies, covering one of the realest weirdos of all time! So, don your sun colors, sit far away...
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June 2, 2025Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 3
Alice and Martha close the book on Fleur, discussing her arc in the seventh book. Fleur may be ‘ideous as one of the seven...
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May 19, 2025Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 2
The characterfleur studies continue, as Alice and Martha discuss Phlegm in the fifth and sixth books. Ol’ Fleur Delacour eemproves ‘er Eenglish, ‘Arry becomes...
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May 12, 2025
Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 1
Alice and Martha return to character studies to discuss everyone’s favorite French champion, Fleur Delacour! Hermione might not give her a fair shake, and...
Uncategorized
Take Five, Take 4.23: Goblet of Fire, 110:01-115:00
On this Take Five, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim talk mistakes of epic proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might...
Into the Pensieve
Into the Pensieve: Horton Hears a Who
Take a trip into the Pensieve and all the way down to Whoville this week! But is it the same Whoville as the Grinch...
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July 8, 2024Into the Pensieve: Because of Winn-Dixie
Alice and Martha take a break from stories about mice to cover a story about a dog, Because of Winn-Dixie by Kate DiCamillo. Is...
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June 3, 2024Into the Pensieve: The Mouse and the Motorcycle
It’s another mouse book this week! Alice and Martha discuss The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary. Ralph might not be quite as sweet as...
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May 6, 2024Into the Pensieve: Curious George
Alice and Martha discuss Curious George, the Man in the Yellow Hat, and H.A. and Margret Rey. Though he may not have a tail, Curious...
News
The Real Weird Sisters: Where We’ve Been and What Comes Next
Alice and Martha walk through the history of the podcast and discuss plans for the new direction of the show. Thank you all for...
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March 27, 2016Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!
We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...
Take Five
Take Five, Take 6.1: Half-Blood Prince, 00:00-05:00
Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are BACK, baby! They’ve been reckless in their time off, and so has Harry. This episode...
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January 19, 2026Take Five, Take 4.30: Goblet of Fire, 145:01-THE END
Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim close the book on Mike Newell’s magnum opus, discussing the credits of Goblet of Fire. Please consider...
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December 1, 2025Take Five, Take 4.29: Goblet of Fire, 140:01-145:00
Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to (nearly) wrap up Goblet of Fire! Some more amazing acting from the trio, including...
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November 3, 2025Take Five, Take 4.28: Goblet of Fire, 135:01-140:00
Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim discuss the 28th five minutes of Goblet of Fire, which includes the reveal of the real Moody...
Book Club
8.4 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 4
It’s time for the Extraordinary General Podcast. Albus and Scorpius find themselves trapped in 1981, and by the grace of Dumbledore, they figure out...
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April 13, 2020
8.3 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 3
In an alternate timeline, The Scorpion King teams up with Granger, Weasley, and Severus to set things right. Back in the real world, McGonagall...
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April 6, 2020
8.2 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 2
Alice and Martha discuss the Greatest Showman on Earth, Myrtle Elizabeth Warren, and time travel confusion as they continue through Act 2 of Harry...
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March 30, 2020
8.1 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 1
Bing, bang, boing! It’s time for story of 19 years later (oh wait… 22 years later), when the characters are all super consistent and...
Movie Reviews
Harry Potter Movie Ranking
The Real Weird Sisters are joined by Shut Up Tim to rank all eight Harry Potter movies, with input from the other moviecast guests....
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December 9, 2019
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 Movie Review
Alice and seven Marthas are joined by Jessica Liese (@HaymakerHattie) and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (@ShutUpTim) to review Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1. Please...
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June 24, 2019
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Movie Review
This may be J.K. Rowling’s favorite film of the series (we have some theories as to why that is), but it is certainly none...
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November 19, 2018
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Movie Review
The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType). Please...
Special Topics
The 2025 Real Weird Holiday Special
We are back to celebrate the holiday season in the realest and weirdest ways possible. First, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest...
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February 24, 2025
Remembering the Real Weird Grandma
Alice and Martha take some time to remember their grandmother, Doris Krebill, who passed away earlier this month at age 99. Following a brief...
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December 23, 2024The 2024 Real Weird Holiday Special
As 2024 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. First, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest...
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February 11, 2024Sorting Hat: The Traitors (US), Season 2
In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Chappell (@Chappells_Show), and the Sorting Beret to sort...
Sorting Hat Crossovers
Sorting Hat: The Traitors (US), Season 2
In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Chappell (@Chappells_Show), and the Sorting Beret to sort...
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December 25, 2023The 2023 Real Weird Holiday Special
As 2023 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. First, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest...
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June 16, 2022Sorting Hat: Survivor 42
In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Gia Worthy (@classicallygia), Sarah Carradine (@sarahcarradine), and the...
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December 8, 2021Sorting Hat: Survivor 41
In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Gia Worthy (@classicallygia), Sarah Carradine (@sarahcarradine), and the...
Interviews
Getting to Know Sarah Walt Weaver
Special guest Sarah Walt Weaver (@sarahwaltweaver) joins the Real Weird Sisters to discuss her web comic, Adventures with Vrah (www.adventureswithvrah.com), her story “Harry Potter...
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August 14, 2020Exploring Asian Representation in the Harry Potter Series with Andrew Shim
Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Andrew Shim (@andrewwshim) to discuss issues of Asian representation in the Harry Potter books and movies...
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July 31, 2020Exploring Mental Health Themes in the Harry Potter Series with Lital Ruderman
Alice and Martha are joined by Lital Ruderman, PhD, MA, LPC, NCC, (she/her) to discuss themes of mental health in the Harry Potter series...
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July 28, 2020Combatting Transphobia from a Clinical Psychology Perspective with Oak Reed
Alice and Martha are joined by clinical psychology doctoral candidate Oak Reed (he/him) to discuss ways to combat transphobia and practice self care in...
Reactions
#BlackLivesMatter, #TransLivesMatter
We are taking a break from our regularly scheduled programming this week to respond to current events and unpack our thoughts on the Black...
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March 25, 2018
A Very Potter Musical: The Real Weird Sisters React
The time has finally come! Alice has finally watched A Very Potter Musical and is here to share all of her thoughts with Martha. Thank you...
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November 20, 2016Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React
The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...
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September 13, 2016Pottermore Presents: The Real Weird Sisters React
The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to the Pottermore Presents eBooks: Short Stories from Hogwarts of Power, Politics and Pesky Poltergeists; Short Stories...